I loved you from the moment I designed you online.
I thought it gave you character that you arrived with your [ ] keys in each-others positions.
When I noticed that your sound indicator light was stuck on red,
I thought you had a mind of your own.
I realized you were going through computo-pause,
and got you a fan,
when you started over heating and powering-down on me whenever I did ANYTHING.
Now, in death,
I'm only slightly offended that your missing keys appear to be flipping me the bird.
RIP HP DV6Z;
it's been a good 2.5 years.