RIP my HP DV6Z

I loved you from the moment I designed you online. 

I thought it gave you character that you arrived with your [ ] keys in each-others positions. 

When I noticed that your sound indicator light was stuck on red, 

I thought you had a mind of your own. 

I realized you were going through computo-pause,

and got you a fan,

when you started over heating and powering-down on me whenever I did ANYTHING. 

Now, in death, 
I'm only slightly offended that your missing keys appear to be flipping me the bird. 

RIP HP DV6Z; 
it's been a good 2.5 years.